“Let me describe my perfect date.
I take her out to dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her… Now he wants to fight. So I grab him, I throw him into a jukebox, then the other ninja’s got a knife; he comes at me. With grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dancefloor.
She’s scared now. I take her home. I’m holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss. I hear something in the leaves. I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back.
She was in on it the whole time.
But I knew.”
THE OFFICE IS THE BEST SHOW EVER. (American of course)
I feel good today. No stress and no problems. 7 months with boyfriend.